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StapledSlut
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THE GREAT THING ABOUT DA ISN'T DRAWING RETARDED SHIT, IT'S SHOWING EVERYONE ONLINE I DID.

Name: Kristal.
Location: Illinois Boondocks.
Height: Several feet.
Weight: Heavy with white guilt.
Eyes: Black as my soul.
Hair: The best

YO, SUP. Dis is Kristal. Hope you like my funny skitz I do aroun' DA. I've been told I must have had an unhappy childhood because I don't draw too pretty. That makes me sound pretty xHxCx, I think. Like all edgy an' shit, you know? I sk8 to class because I'm cool. But not to be cool, I was born cool. How do you get to school? Your Mom drive you? HAHAHA NERD.

Favorite food: Your feelings, Toaster strudels.

Likes: Unicorns, Rainbows, Dickbutts.

Dislikes: Being stabbed, Broken appliances, Malaria

Favorite bands: i have lots of favorite banana

A Reminder

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 30, 2012, 6:59 PM



:iconda-delicacies: is a great group for you to share all of the cool art you find on DA, so you don't have to litter my page. I'm also part of that group, so it's not like I wont see. Isn't that wonderful?


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

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:iconiovley:
Iovley Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
you're so pretty omg
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Fazkanker Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015
you wanna rp  my otp, danny phantom and avril lavigne ???
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Cyanide-Paws Featured By Owner Edited May 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Your gr8 m8
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Fag-g0t Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
bitch
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RaineSageRocks Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
i miss you m8
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CorruptTempest Featured By Owner Edited May 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The pain I went through
YUN DUN UDERSTEND MI PAINE!1!
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:iconheroinist:
heroinist Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you are fucking best person on entire dA i hope you are aware of your awesomeness k bye
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tracestatus Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
love your sense of humor!Clap 
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JujuBabies Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I'm sorry, but does your thumbnail say "your mortal enema"?
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:iconheroinist:
heroinist Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes it does congrats sherlock
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wellexcuusemeempress Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
with this many skeletons, you could fight the hurricane. you could win.
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MissGnomophobe Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Andrew Sane here--might I say you are beautiful my love. <3
Anyways howdy--will you marry me? To my wife? Wait what?
You're dating someone? Oh well...
Anyways hi--Crystal. Darling, loved one. :)
How are you?
...
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IronNarwhal Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
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luna150 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg, your ID is one of the funniest things i've ever read.
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PlGSKlN Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i really like your art. i find it really unique and creative yo
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krexbexfexdex Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i lika it
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x-in Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Sorry chums, looks like she got super hot and has abandoned us. Masturbate with thy tears forgotten ones...
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HappyRainbowBeast Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
do you do those tag journal things

because I tagged you fav.me/d80cdnx
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CorruptTempest Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Found some high grade shit right here man! timeywimeyholmes1994.deviantar…
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Halfling-J Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Love your stuff!!!
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