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THE GREAT THING ABOUT DA ISN'T DRAWING RETARDED SHIT, IT'S SHOWING EVERYONE ONLINE I DID.

Name: Kristal.
Location: Illinois Boondocks.
Height: Several feet.
Weight: Heavy with white guilt.
Eyes: Black as my soul.
Hair: The best

YO, SUP. Dis is Kristal. Hope you like my funny skitz I do aroun' DA. I've been told I must have had an unhappy childhood because I don't draw too pretty. That makes me sound pretty xHxCx, I think. Like all edgy an' shit, you know? I sk8 to class because I'm cool. But not to be cool, I was born cool. How do you get to school? Your Mom drive you? HAHAHA NERD.

Favorite food: Your feelings, Toaster strudels.

Likes: Unicorns, Rainbows, Dickbutts.

Dislikes: Being stabbed, Broken appliances, Malaria

Favorite bands: i have lots of favorite banana

A Reminder

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 30, 2012, 6:59 PM



:iconda-delicacies: is a great group for you to share all of the cool art you find on DA, so you don't have to litter my page. I'm also part of that group, so it's not like I wont see. Isn't that wonderful?


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

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IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love your surreal sense of humor! :D
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XCancerKing Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
rasmusan.deviantart.com/

I actually can't tell if this person is trolling or not..but they seem really legit.

I hope it's a troll.
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Tenkafurrywolf Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
will you marry me?
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Shorjok Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ur stuff is good, keep up good
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interstellar-dust Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ace!
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8NeptuneSeaLlama8 Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dislikes: Being stabbed
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qeorqia Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
your art and user
and everything
its perfect
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Sw4ggy Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
Your username is the best. omg
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TheEvilDoctorSheep Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist
Your amazing. That is all.
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Citycreek Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*TwerkCumsslutTwerk*
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themiddleofsummer Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ugh i really really like your art its so good thanks for doing that uh you're cool bye?
im awkward
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Azleah44 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Your avatar name reminds me of the girlfriend from Bakemonogatari, Hitagi Senjouhara.
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EvilHamsterOfDoom Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Student General Artist
I've been gone from DA for some time. I'm glad you still exist and are still arting.
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KIepto Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm sorry about the massive amount of messages from me in the form of favorites, but your usage of color and your ideas are just phenomenal! <3
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zhaur Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
what's up you memeloving fuck
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Odrae Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how you slut peoples' art
It's so amazing
:'D
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SentBox Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
I implore with much gall
A request filled with balls
Could you depict us
A Squidward in rictus
Lamenting "FUTURE" to all

Oh and I suck at limericks.
Also you're radical
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DinoCycles Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
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