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THE GREAT THING ABOUT DA ISN'T DRAWING RETARDED SHIT, IT'S SHOWING EVERYONE ONLINE I DID.

Name: Kristal.
Location: Illinois Boondocks.
Height: Several feet.
Weight: Heavy with white guilt.
Eyes: Black as my soul.
Hair: The best

YO, SUP. Dis is Kristal. Hope you like my funny skitz I do aroun' DA. I've been told I must have had an unhappy childhood because I don't draw too pretty. That makes me sound pretty xHxCx, I think. Like all edgy an' shit, you know? I sk8 to class because I'm cool. But not to be cool, I was born cool. How do you get to school? Your Mom drive you? HAHAHA NERD.

Favorite food: Your feelings, Toaster strudels.

Likes: Unicorns, Rainbows, Dickbutts.

Dislikes: Being stabbed, Broken appliances, Malaria

Favorite bands: i have lots of favorite banana

A Reminder

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 30, 2012, 6:59 PM



:iconda-delicacies: is a great group for you to share all of the cool art you find on DA, so you don't have to litter my page. I'm also part of that group, so it's not like I wont see. Isn't that wonderful?


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

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:iconthemiddleofsummer:
themiddleofsummer Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ugh i really really like your art its so good thanks for doing that uh you're cool bye?
im awkward
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Azleah44 Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Your avatar name reminds me of the girlfriend from Bakemonogatari, Hitagi Senjouhara.
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EvilHamsterOfDoom Mar 7, 2014  Student General Artist
I've been gone from DA for some time. I'm glad you still exist and are still arting.
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CarnivaI Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm sorry about the massive amount of messages from me in the form of favorites, but your usage of color and your ideas are just phenomenal! <3
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stardroids Feb 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
what's up you memeloving fuck
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Odrae Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how you slut peoples' art
It's so amazing
:'D
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:iconsentbox:
I implore with much gall
A request filled with balls
Could you depict us
A Squidward in rictus
Lamenting "FUTURE" to all

Oh and I suck at limericks.
Also you're radical
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ELUSIVEPURPLEDERP Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist

hi hello I am me and this is my oc it is the bes but yours are aslo the best but i understand that maybe we both are the best?? thank you also potatoshine story is very complicated and i may explain to you if you"rre lucky?
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stardroids Jan 13, 2014  Student Digital Artist
oi stapes
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:iconfletcherbest:
Hello. I don't know if you haven't received my other messages or just aren't interested, but I'd like to use "Tentacles" on the cover of my new book and I'm hoping we can work out a mutually beneficial deal on that.  If you're interested, please either message me here or email me through the contact form on my website at www.fletcherbest.com.  If not, a simple "no, thanks" would be appreciated and I'll move on to something else.  Thanks for your time.
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:iconfletcherbest:
OK, thanks for getting back to me.
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:iconbaileynickerson:
BaileyNickerson Jan 4, 2014  Student General Artist
Just came back from a hiatus, and I really Love what you are making lately :0 It is super beautiful, and I Love the dreamy colors you use c:
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Bantilicious Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love your art and you're really pretty~
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Tylscifur Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello, I really dig your woof comics and I was wondering if you ever thought about making an animated series?
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:icondontdodrugskids:
hi you're pretty k bye
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:icontrufours:
i love how people are still sending you things as if you still drew those parody things
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PillowRabbit Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love your art.
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