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FAVORITE THIS BULLSHIT; LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.

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THIS MAKES ME SUPER IMPORTANT.

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A Reminder

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 30, 2012, 6:59 PM



:iconda-delicacies: is a great group for you to share all of the cool art you find on DA, so you don't have to litter my page. I'm also part of that group, so it's not like I wont see. Isn't that wonderful?


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

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*StapledSlut
Maniac
United States
THE GREAT THING ABOUT DA ISN'T DRAWING RETARDED SHIT, IT'S SHOWING EVERYONE ONLINE I DID.

Name: Kristal.
Location: Illinois Boondocks.
Height: Several feet.
Weight: Heavy with white guilt.
Eyes: Black as my soul.
Hair: The best

YO, SUP. Dis is Kristal. Hope you like my funny skitz I do aroun' DA. I've been told I must have had an unhappy childhood because I don't draw too pretty. That makes me sound pretty xHxCx, I think. Like all edgy an' shit, you know? I sk8 to class because I'm cool. But not to be cool, I was born cool. How do you get to school? Your Mom drive you? HAHAHA NERD.

Favorite food: Your feelings, Toaster strudels.

Likes: Unicorns, Rainbows, Dickbutts.

Dislikes: Being stabbed, Broken appliances, Malaria

Favorite bands: i have lots of favorite banana

DA Theme Song

Sung to Beastie Boys "Fight For Your Right"
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Hide it!

You get up on dA with shit you wanna show,
You ask the users "praise?" but they still say "NO!"
You miss the point and get butthurt
and the artist preaches art like you're some kind of derp

Fight for your right to have an onion!

Your peers caught you callingout and they said, "No way!"
Those hypocrites journal two times a day
Man, living at DA is such a drag
Now those trolls screencap you being a fag (Busted!)

Fight for your right to have an onion!

"Don't step onto this site if you're gonna draw that shit"
"I'll ban you offa my page if you don't like my ship"
White knights busted in and said "CYBERBULLIES!"
Aww, haters gonna hate, and you're just jelly!

:icononionsplz::icononionsplz::icononionsplz:
YOU GOTTA FIGHT. FOR YOUR RIGHT. TO HAVE AN ONION.

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And the comments that followed.

Tha Woof Spirt

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put this on ur page if u have a woof spirt in u

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:iconspydrxiii:
~SpydrXIII 4 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
so after seeing your id picture and your art.... i love you.
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:iconholy-greek:
=Holy-Greek 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
This music video make me think of you for some reason. I can see you doing something relevant to this. :L

[link]
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:iconasbestos-kid:
~asbestos-kid May 11, 2013  New member Hobbyist General Artist
[link]

So many things wrong with this one. So many things.
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:iconmbpx:
stapledslut more like

stapledbutt

*slaps knee*
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:iconrat--butts:
!rat--butts May 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
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:icondyingmarshmallows:
I think it stole my soul
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:iconreitom-wolf:
~Reitom-Wolf May 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Since you're on a pokemon kick: [link]
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:iconsivm:
Fliying cocodrile.....:la:
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:iconniggerkillers:
!niggerkillers Apr 27, 2013  New member Professional Digital Artist
ey whus poppin
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:iconhorrificsensation:
i fucking love your work :3
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:iconmoonmoondammit:
You should do this one: [link]
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:icondyingmarshmallows:
Thoses eyes! I want to make them into jewelry!
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:iconquietw8:
I found you on Facebook. That means I'm either a master of espionage, or you just left some pretty obvious clues. I wont reveal your true identity to anyone except the Illuminati.
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:iconkjid:
~KJID Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL :iconsuckedfuckedducked: hates you :3

why does he hate you :c you seem pretty cool
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:iconkuwaizair:
[link] i am guessing this is from a troll?

also. i remembered what i wanted you to check out. "techno kitten adventure"
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