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*StapledSlut
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THE GREAT THING ABOUT DA ISN'T DRAWING RETARDED SHIT, IT'S SHOWING EVERYONE ONLINE I DID.

Name: Kristal.
Location: Illinois Boondocks.
Height: Several feet.
Weight: Heavy with white guilt.
Eyes: Black as my soul.
Hair: The best

YO, SUP. Dis is Kristal. Hope you like my funny skitz I do aroun' DA. I've been told I must have had an unhappy childhood because I don't draw too pretty. That makes me sound pretty xHxCx, I think. Like all edgy an' shit, you know? I sk8 to class because I'm cool. But not to be cool, I was born cool. How do you get to school? Your Mom drive you? HAHAHA NERD.

Favorite food: Your feelings, Toaster strudels.

Likes: Unicorns, Rainbows, Dickbutts.

Dislikes: Being stabbed, Broken appliances, Malaria

Favorite bands: i have lots of favorite banana

DA Theme Song

Sung to Beastie Boys "Fight For Your Right"
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Hide it!

You get up on dA with shit you wanna show,
You ask the users "praise?" but they still say "NO!"
You miss the point and get butthurt
and the artist preaches art like you're some kind of derp

Fight for your right to have an onion!

Your peers caught you callingout and they said, "No way!"
Those hypocrites journal two times a day
Man, living at DA is such a drag
Now those trolls screencap you being a fag (Busted!)

Fight for your right to have an onion!

"Don't step onto this site if you're gonna draw that shit"
"I'll ban you offa my page if you don't like my ship"
White knights busted in and said "CYBERBULLIES!"
Aww, haters gonna hate, and you're just jelly!

:icononionsplz::icononionsplz::icononionsplz:
YOU GOTTA FIGHT. FOR YOUR RIGHT. TO HAVE AN ONION.

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Inspired by this deviation

And the comments that followed.

Tha Woof Spirt

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put this on ur page if u have a woof spirt in u

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:iconuglypaperclip:
~Uglypaperclip 16 minutes ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
[link] Dog rabbit cat wolf things!

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The worst artist on DA
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:iconjustsketchit:
*JustSketchIt 6 hours ago  Student Digital Artist
*Cyberalbi

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Honks and horns warn you of things. You hear a motherfucking blaring noise in your ear, and you turn the fuck around and look. Honks tell you when you shouldn't be going into someplace, or when to not cross the street -Gamzee
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:iconbrynndlebrynosis:
you madam, are fucking hilarious
never change

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BAD TOUCH is just a few letters away from BUTT TOUCH
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:iconbijklonaas:
You should totally do 'Ponycruel'. /shot

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Then I said, "PLAMZ!"
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:iconfaust-the-viii:
*Faust-The-VIII 20 hours ago  Student General Artist
[link] Pony woof!

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I suggest Daily Deviations!
✔ Taken
❒ Single
✔ Laughing at all the weaboos who think they're in love with an anime character.
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:iconittybittytitties:
[link]
Doesn't matter who, he'll knock up anyone!

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♥ =FRUlT
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:iconuglypaperclip:
~Uglypaperclip 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
[link] You can watch it being drawn!

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The worst artist on DA
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:iconforgottendreamssf:
[link]

Anatomy?
Nope ^w^

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My spirit animal is a HAMBURGER.

the food spirits do not welcome you
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:iconkingmalcolm:
~KingMalcolm 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist Artist
DAT FREAKIN' ANATOMY YESSS :heart:

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As the birds do, mother!
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:iconforgottendreamssf:
Ain't nothin' wrong with it

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My spirit animal is a HAMBURGER.

the food spirits do not welcome you
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:iconuglypaperclip:
~Uglypaperclip 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
COPY PASTE. COPY PASTE.

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The worst artist on DA
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:iconforgottendreamssf:
Use different colors, they said, no one will notice, they said

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My spirit animal is a HAMBURGER.

the food spirits do not welcome you
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:iconforgottendreamssf:
[link]
I am derping now

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My spirit animal is a HAMBURGER.

the food spirits do not welcome you
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:iconanimeroxursox:
~animeroxursox 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
[link] pirates of the caribbean OC, apparently

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"I am not afraid to keep on living.
I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
'Honey if you stay, you'll be forgiven.'
Nothing you can say can stop me going home"

-'Famous Last Words'
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:iconittybittytitties:
This one is even better omg
legs
[link]

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♥ =FRUlT
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:iconnekonatsume:
~NekoNatsume 1 day ago  Student General Artist
Deeem legs
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:icondyingmarshmallows:
[link] Funny toilets.
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:iconcode716:
super kawaii desu nazi holocaust fanarts [link]

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don't you hate it when you forget to turn your swag off, and wake up covered in bitches?
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