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StapledSlut
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THE GREAT THING ABOUT DA ISN'T DRAWING RETARDED SHIT, IT'S SHOWING EVERYONE ONLINE I DID.

Name: Kristal.
Location: Illinois Boondocks.
Height: Several feet.
Weight: Heavy with white guilt.
Eyes: Black as my soul.
Hair: The best

YO, SUP. Dis is Kristal. Hope you like my funny skitz I do aroun' DA. I've been told I must have had an unhappy childhood because I don't draw too pretty. That makes me sound pretty xHxCx, I think. Like all edgy an' shit, you know? I sk8 to class because I'm cool. But not to be cool, I was born cool. How do you get to school? Your Mom drive you? HAHAHA NERD.

Favorite food: Your feelings, Toaster strudels.

Likes: Unicorns, Rainbows, Dickbutts.

Dislikes: Being stabbed, Broken appliances, Malaria

Favorite bands: i have lots of favorite banana

A Reminder

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 30, 2012, 6:59 PM



:iconda-delicacies: is a great group for you to share all of the cool art you find on DA, so you don't have to litter my page. I'm also part of that group, so it's not like I wont see. Isn't that wonderful?


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

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:iconquietw8:
QuietW8 Featured By Owner Edited 23 hours ago
:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconstaplerplz: :iconsaysplz: Wit dis stapler I shall rule worl!

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Not too fast!

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconsaysplz: Papre?! My worse enema!

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Why havent you been art?

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconsaysplz: I bin makin cak!

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Iz true cak?

:iconcakeplz: :iconsaysplz: My life is filed with pondering.

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Staple, what you do to cak?

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconsaysplz: I use existenial frosting.

:iconpaperplz: :iconhandcuffsplz: :iconsaysplz: Im take you in for dessert crime!

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconstaplerplz: :iconsaysplz: Tak THISS!!!

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Ooch! I ben stapled!

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconsaysplz: No can one can defeat Slut.
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:iconprimchu:
Primchu Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2016  New Deviant
u r an inspiration to us all
plz have own cult so i can follow
pz
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:iconleomis:
Leomis Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Wonderful hooman. You do you, 5ever.
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:iconask-berd:
ask-berd Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016
dong
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:icontrippyshroomz:
I've been a fan of your art for a while now. Your art is wonderful!

(Just never had the chance to create a DA.)
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:iconconnectionpoint:
Connectionpoint Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
HEY
I NEED A WOOF SHIRT
please take my money
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:iconravynflight:
Ravynflight Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you seem fucking hilarious 


keep doing what you're doing 
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:iconcrimsonsanguis:
CrimsonSanguis Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Your art is so amazing. 
It must have taken you years to be able to draw like that.
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:iconbcboytr:
bcboytr Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist
You scare me. I like it.
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:iconkeznen:
Keznen Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2015
If you still do parody/snark art, I found this. :)
vistawolf.deviantart.com/art/G…
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:iconval4s-san:
Val4s-san Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Please, whatever you do, don't stop making these beautiful art pieces!
I lurvs dem so murch!
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:iconwhetsit-tuya:
Whetsit-Tuya Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2015  Student Filmographer
What happind to your egdy pic? You're one of the people who can pull off edgy

:iconkeshaplz: <- My hero
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:iconbetherite:
Betherite Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015
she' s a maniac,






maniac
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SporeDiatrymisss Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi
draw this thing I shat out in 2010 uploads.ifokus.se/uploads/54c/…
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:iconcatmutant:
catmutant Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015
hey this is the cutest pic i ever seen in my life!
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:iconsporediatrymisss:
SporeDiatrymisss Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol thanks xD She is the shittiest mary sue in the history of mary sues.
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xXAmberTheWolfXx Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Your art is awesome 0o0
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:iconcuineth:
Cuineth Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your art is one of the best things I've seen! <3
Also, happy belated birthday ;)
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