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StapledSlut
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THE GREAT THING ABOUT DA ISN'T DRAWING RETARDED SHIT, IT'S SHOWING EVERYONE ONLINE I DID.

Name: Kristal.
Location: Illinois Boondocks.
Height: Several feet.
Weight: Heavy with white guilt.
Eyes: Black as my soul.
Hair: The best

YO, SUP. Dis is Kristal. Hope you like my funny skitz I do aroun' DA. I've been told I must have had an unhappy childhood because I don't draw too pretty. That makes me sound pretty xHxCx, I think. Like all edgy an' shit, you know? I sk8 to class because I'm cool. But not to be cool, I was born cool. How do you get to school? Your Mom drive you? HAHAHA NERD.

Favorite food: Your feelings, Toaster strudels.

Likes: Unicorns, Rainbows, Dickbutts.

Dislikes: Being stabbed, Broken appliances, Malaria

Favorite bands: i have lots of favorite banana

A Reminder

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 30, 2012, 6:59 PM



:iconda-delicacies: is a great group for you to share all of the cool art you find on DA, so you don't have to litter my page. I'm also part of that group, so it's not like I wont see. Isn't that wonderful?


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

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:iconakiotakuchan:
AkiOtakuChan Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2016  Student General Artist
Your user and art gives me life
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:icontrippyshroomz:
TrippyShroomz Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016
I'm late.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Toads Screaming Icon Birthday cake  icon Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D 
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:iconstr00p:
str00p Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday, Slut. Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D :party:
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:iconjamesgunner123:
jamesgunner123 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016
...happy birthday to you miss...=3
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:icontygryis:
tygryis Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
happy birthday!
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pastelxmeow Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016
Happy birthday!
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Kooldem Featured By Owner Edited Aug 4, 2016
happy b day!
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:iconkovkins:
KOVKINS Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
happy birthday!! <33
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Jezzycat202 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday! 
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Nemmikins Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016
Happy birthday~! ;v;
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CatherineCurse Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy B Day! ;w;.
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:icongalaxyredstar:
galaxyredstar Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Student General Artist
AYe happy bday!
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SauceGhost Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2016  Student Filmographer
you sure were a legend
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:icontrippyshroomz:
TrippyShroomz Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016
"Were". What happened to her?? o.o Is she still alive?
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:iconsauceghost:
SauceGhost Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016  Student Filmographer
I have no clue, but she entertained me for years.... 

I wish I knew where she roams now. 
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:icontrippyshroomz:
TrippyShroomz Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016
Oml, you're staring to make me worry about her.WHAT? 
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QuietW8 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 27, 2016
:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconstaplerplz: :iconsaysplz: Wit dis stapler I shall rule worl!

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Not too fast!

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconsaysplz: Papre?! My worse enema!

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Why havent you been art?

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconsaysplz: I bin makin cak!

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Iz true cak?

:iconcakeplz: :iconsaysplz: My life is filed with pondering.

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Staple, what you do to cak?

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconsaysplz: I use existenial frosting.

:iconpaperplz: :iconhandcuffsplz: :iconsaysplz: Im take you in for dessert crime!

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconstaplerplz: :iconsaysplz: Tak THISS!!!

:iconpaperplz: :iconsaysplz: Ooch! I ben stapled!

:iconstarbutterflyplz: :iconsaysplz: No can one can defeat Slut.
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:iconprimchu:
Primchu Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2016  New Deviant
u r an inspiration to us all
plz have own cult so i can follow
pz
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:iconleomis:
Leomis Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Wonderful hooman. You do you, 5ever.
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