You Have Spoken

And I have been voted a Poochyena: [link]

Not being a shiny, I decided to make my pokesona uneek by giving it blond eyebrows and the skill Intimidate.
No matter what I tried, drawing blond hair on a poochyena makes it look like a weird tranny old man.

I learned a couple things when googling Poochyena...

1, They are cross-eyed as hell.
2, Some people see this -->
and interpret it as this?: [link]
Elephoot, side-mouth, stilt, headlight, diet, poochyena...