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Journal Entry: Fri Jun 1, 2012, 12:35 PM



Why the heck aintcha following my tumblr? You get informative posts like this: sawmuchded.tumblr.com/post/242…


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

Capture my 666,666th view

Journal Entry: Thu May 17, 2012, 2:53 PM



And receive a freeee pin or two from me in the mail.

First wun onlee


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

I am going to change my username

Journal Entry: Wed May 16, 2012, 7:02 PM



to




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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

DeviantArt Comment Of The Day

Journal Entry: Tue May 8, 2012, 2:28 PM





Stop critiquing art you filthy, non-subscribed, peasants. How dare you claim such privilege on an art site without paying the toll.


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

Guess who's back

Journal Entry: Mon May 7, 2012, 9:51 AM



Back again.
Stapled's back.



Tell some men.
Rub my back
Rub my back
Rub my back
Rub my back


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

Thanks You Crazy Kids!

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 20, 2012, 3:44 PM



For participating and giving me a lot of material that I now have to sift through.
I didn't actually have permission to edit that diaper picture, so it was only temporary to get the shots I needed. Sorry if you really really wanted it in your favorites!

When the video is done being edited, you'll know. Oh, you will know.

~*cYbErBuLLy PrIdE*~


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

what the hell

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 20, 2012, 2:05 PM



A bunch of trolls are attacking my pic!
This is the pic they're attacking:
:thumb297452304:

I will not tolerate this sort of abuse and neither should DA!
Kids kill themselves over this sort of thing you know?

I think together we can take down this cyberbully scum!
Before it's too late and another life is lost!
Death 2 cyberbullies!


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

Get a cameo in a funny skit I'm doing right now

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 20, 2012, 1:18 PM



I need you to comment negatively on this thing I just submitted.

:thumb297452304:

Argue with me, write essays on how I'm wrong, call me a fag and stuff. And disgusting. You know, what people usually say when there's someone that actually says and does this while being sincere.

(But don't break DA's rules. I don't want my precious babies getting themselves banned for saying "go kill yourself")


Then I'm going to post another journal complaining about what cyberbullies you guys are. Stay in character and reply some more!

If you do this, you could end up in a kool vid of mine

Have fun!


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

"Hey Look At This" Feature Time!

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 17, 2012, 10:13 PM



Today's Theme: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Ruby's Booty Shot by BlackSandrock10 :thumb295097046: Leopard by Alynnsz
Unbirth tug of war by ChaosAlphaAndOmega The Lotion by DARKoHORSE TF slash: SS kiss SS by Beriuos
:thumb294507684: Kyoko v2 by Cramous Antonia: Super Heavyweight Class Winner. by SLMUSCLE
OMFG Boob Vore by Donutwish Soaking up knowledge by JayManney4Life :thumb286406863:


Hope your night stays hot and steamy, DA!

Remember to hop over to :iconda-delicacies: if you're ever bored


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

YOUR WOLFABOO OVERLORD DEMANDS THAT YOU

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 7, 2012, 9:33 PM



Take a lil' peeky at this contest!

butthurtbrigade.deviantart.com…

I want to offer a prize, but it has to be special and unique, like me. :icondesueyeplz:w:icondesueyeplz:

Any ideas?


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

Traced Bases

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 6, 2012, 5:53 PM



A base created by tracing someone else's work.

browse.deviantart.com/customiz… browse.deviantart.com/customiz…

Using a traced base is like being the last segment of a human centipede.

You're not even just tracing, you're filling on top of something that was already traced for you.
It's the epitome of laziness. It's recycled shit in your mouth. It's anti-art.

Traced base-ers. They demand credit for supplying you with diarrhea to eat and re-shit.

And that's why I have a project for you.


---edit---
An example of perfection:
Daniel Allistair Sveldt by cumbucket10 Quack I am a duck by PlainSimpleBro


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
  • Playing: with my balls

This Journal Entry Has Been HECKED pt2

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 5, 2012, 5:10 PM



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Teal Deer Summary:

-> BHB is HAX0RZ
-> DA gave her back her account and restored all her art!
-> Girl that Yerdian was watching and trying to get banned is the REAL STALKER!!
-> Yerdian is ban-evading, but only, like, half the time, because it was someone else on that old account, and then that old account was also hacked by even another person, so there.
-> Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade
-> DA $taff is secretly banging BHB, it's a conspiracy!
-> Not racist
-> Animal rights
-> "lulzaboos" ie: Everyone on the internet except her friends
-> Stamps. CONSPIRACY TO REMOVE THEM! Just like papa BHB wanted!
-> Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade Cynicalserenade
-> blah blah blah more animal rights blah blah blah
-> ED used to be cool until her friends acted dumb and got articles, now it's the source of all evil
-> No, really, it wasn't her that said all that racist and homophobic stuff, it was her friend on her old account. I swear.
-> She had 7 passwords so far and BHB has gotten them all
-> She bought a dog and some curtains.

More info: butthurtbrigade.deviantart.com…


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."

This Journal Entry Has Been HECKED

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 3, 2012, 9:06 AM



By the supervillain troupe of cyberbullies, :iconbutthurtbrigade:

Update your journal if The Cyberbullies hecked you, too

More information:
yerdian.deviantart.com/
yerdee.deviantart.com/art/Yerd… heroicfairytale.deviantart.com…
butthurtbrigade.deviantart.com…
s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.c…


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."

GOODBYE FOREVER

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 2, 2012, 8:45 AM



a whorrible cyberbully named Fuhrer-Glasses doesn't like me!! :C :C
he said so right on my profile and called me a fagit! i have thin skin and base my
self-image on what others say 2 me! now i'm gonna DIE.
unless my hugbox saves me again! otherwise i'm DEAD 5EVER.

tell me im pretty and he smells! that baka! or i'll be sad and make more pathetic journals!

fav this journal 2 keep tinkerbell alive!


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."

This account no longer in use

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 1, 2012, 8:45 AM



Last night Crystal, aka Kristal, aka StapledSlut, aka Maniac, aka Jiggly Caliente, aka America's Sweetheart,
was caught in a whoriffic collishun with a truck carrying Hot Cheetos. She was taken to the hospitol but died a
short times after arrivel.
She will be forever at piece at :icondeviant-cemetery:, please send them your greef. And send this account
some cool DA points to pay for her internet funerel.

R.I.P. IN PIECE STAPLED SLUT
1989-2012
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APRUL FOOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :chainsaw:
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favorite dis if you fell for it!!!!! :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz:


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."

Oddly Specific Fetishes, Episode 7

Journal Entry: Sat Mar 31, 2012, 8:21 AM



Girls Wearing Medical Face Masks Standing Next To Extinct Animals?

juliefan21.deviantart.com/gall…


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."

Survey: Does this make sense?

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 23, 2012, 4:18 PM



On ANY level?

"Didn't say I gave lots of respect, 100% respect, or enough respect. Said I gave PLENTY of respect."

"I never said I showed respect. I said I was showing plenty of respect."


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."

Comment Wolves

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 21, 2012, 8:40 AM



Look at this tumblr: commentwolves.tumblr.com/

Then find people saying things and send them in. It can be from DA, facebook, youtube, wherever.
If it makes no sense out of context, perfect


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."

You know what would make Transformers better?

Journal Entry: Sat Mar 17, 2012, 2:30 PM



If they got rid of all the robots and made them wolves.

Beginning 1 by antubis0 Beginning 11 by antubis0 Beginning 18 by antubis0

(Please contain comments to this journal)


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."

Full Body Commissions ~*~OPEN~*~

Journal Entry: Sun Mar 11, 2012, 12:39 PM



If anyone is interested in getting art like this:

twalert spurkal by StapledSlut Found Drawing by StapledSlut Daw Tanks Yew Guise by StapledSlut

Made in their own glorious image, then your wettest fantasies can now come true!
The commission you order will be in my main gallery and lots of people will look at your dumbass page in turn. (KOOL! ATTENTIONZ!)

Just provide me with a reference and I will hurt you so good. You can also commission a pic for someone else.
If you want the character to be doing, saying, or expressing something in particular, speak up.
(No grudgewank)

It costs $40 USD

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Cool Kid Spots:
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Icon commissions: stapledslut.deviantart.com/jou…

I'm saving up for something special for Dumb Face Art, and you could reap the benefits, help me!

Regarding the price:

I'm sorry if you can't afford it. But I have no obligation to anyone to give out commissions at all. In fact, I haven't set them up ever before.
You can enjoy my gallery for free, but if you want me to sit down and draw something for YOU specifically, that's what the price is.
I know myself, and I know that these usual dirt-cheap prices you see for commissions are NOT enough to keep me motivated while taking the time to draw something I, mostly likely, would normally not care to draw.
And since there's been so much demand for it, here's my offer. That is what I'm willing to dip into my time and effort for.

Again, I have a full gallery. You don't have to pay me to keep drawing, just for me to draw 'specially for you.
I also have cheaper icon commissions.
I would rather rarely (or never) get commissioned, than have a huge to-do list I never want to get to because I'm making hardly anything per hour. That's just me. There's always been plenty of other starry-eyed artists out there that are willing to draw your doofy characters for spare change and pocky-crumbs.
You want me that bad, excellent. If not, nothing's changed.

Besides, you crazy suburban kids have spent more of your parent's money on worse things.

GIVE ME MONEY.

HOWEVER. I have been considering doing a cheap "hour" commission. Where I tune out everything else out for an hour straight and just draw your commission for you on livestream, and when the hour's up that's IT. DONE. Let me know if there's any interest in that. Open for discussion.


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."