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Journal Entry: Sun Apr 1, 2012, 8:45 AM



Last night Crystal, aka Kristal, aka StapledSlut, aka Maniac, aka Jiggly Caliente, aka America's Sweetheart,
was caught in a whoriffic collishun with a truck carrying Hot Cheetos. She was taken to the hospitol but died a
short times after arrivel.
She will be forever at piece at :icondeviant-cemetery:, please send them your greef. And send this account
some cool DA points to pay for her internet funerel.

R.I.P. IN PIECE STAPLED SLUT
1989-2012
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU
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APRUL FOOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :chainsaw:
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favorite dis if you fell for it!!!!! :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz:


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
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fall-is-silent Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
ha... ha. am i the only one who doesnt see how this is funny?
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GaussianCat Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Too late but I don't do too. I'm not offended though. I just... don't get it.
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Oveo Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist
I don't even know who you are and I'm holding back tears of laughter in public.
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PlainLittleJane Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012   Digital Artist
The comments like "DIS ISN"T FFFFIN FUNNIE!!!111!!1" are just as entertaining as the joke itself. :XD:

*faved*
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pinkumii Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay not funny.
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Seyea Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
lolz
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starrytesukidust Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Not funny,actually its depressing if that really happened
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HotChaps Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
This isn't funny. My mother died in Hot Cheetos, why would you say that?!?
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kentnek Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
i keep laughing at the flood of comments like "GO DIE U FAGIT" and "LEAVE DA SLUT ALONE" sent to the guy who supposedly cyber-bullied her.
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Kykyru Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol ok that was good! I lovd this!! :XD: I was all like, "oh noes! :noes:"
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