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Journal Entry: Sun Apr 1, 2012, 8:45 AM



Last night Crystal, aka Kristal, aka StapledSlut, aka Maniac, aka Jiggly Caliente, aka America's Sweetheart,
was caught in a whoriffic collishun with a truck carrying Hot Cheetos. She was taken to the hospitol but died a
short times after arrivel.
She will be forever at piece at :icondeviant-cemetery:, please send them your greef. And send this account
some cool DA points to pay for her internet funerel.

R.I.P. IN PIECE STAPLED SLUT
1989-2012
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU
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APRUL FOOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :chainsaw:
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favorite dis if you fell for it!!!!! :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz: :iconlololplz:


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"you don't think i have taken on 4chan guys that could have destroyed my computer? i have. i am smarter and stronger than any internet scum. i come from about the most privileged bg possible. my fangs are sharper. my bite will snap any neck. always has."
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:iconfall-is-silent:
fall-is-silent Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
ha... ha. am i the only one who doesnt see how this is funny?
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:icongaussiancat:
GaussianCat Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Too late but I don't do too. I'm not offended though. I just... don't get it.
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:iconoveo:
Oveo Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I don't even know who you are and I'm holding back tears of laughter in public.
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:iconplainlittlejane:
PlainLittleJane Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012   Digital Artist
The comments like "DIS ISN"T FFFFIN FUNNIE!!!111!!1" are just as entertaining as the joke itself. :XD:

*faved*
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:iconpinkumii:
pinkumii Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay not funny.
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:iconseyea:
Seyea Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
lolz
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:iconstarrytesukidust:
starrytesukidust Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student General Artist
Not funny,actually its depressing if that really happened
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:iconhotchaps:
HotChaps Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
This isn't funny. My mother died in Hot Cheetos, why would you say that?!?
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:iconkentnek:
kentnek Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
i keep laughing at the flood of comments like "GO DIE U FAGIT" and "LEAVE DA SLUT ALONE" sent to the guy who supposedly cyber-bullied her.
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:iconflare-scaple:
Flare-Scaple Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol ok that was good! I lovd this!! :XD: I was all like, "oh noes! :noes:"
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:iconasqard:
Asqard Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not. Fucking. Funny.
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:iconzombimatic:
Zombimatic Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Why. are. you. talking. like. this.
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:iconmotheroftea:
MotherOfTea Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You.Are.A.Winner. :iconwinningplz:
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:iconmikomikisomi:
MikomiKisomi Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Wow, words cannot describe how much I hate you right now. Do you know how insensitive it is to right that you died as a joke? I HAVE A FRIEND THAT ACTUALLY DIED IN A HEAD-ON COLLISION. She was a loving mother with a caring husband. On her way to church, she was hit and died immediately. You know, I did feel sorry for you that you got a troll. But now I see you deserve to be spammed by trolls. And I don't really care if you tell your watchers how "mean" I am. You should feel HORRIBLE about yourself for doing this.
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:iconex-cutthroat:
ex-cutthroat Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012
If you get butthurt this easily, you must have a hard time on the internet.
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:iconmotheroftea:
MotherOfTea Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
dear god I have just realised your serious...
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:iconstapledslut:
StapledSlut Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
Hot Cheetos takes another life
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:iconmikomikisomi:
MikomiKisomi Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Bitch, shut up. My friend actually DIED, while you're here making fun of that. You are dispicable.
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:iconstapledslut:
StapledSlut Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
When will Hot Cheetos' reign of terror end?
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:iconmikomikisomi:
MikomiKisomi Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
STFU and GTFO the Internet right now. :|
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:iconnikipaprika:
NikiPaprika Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
Practice what you preach?
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:iconstapledslut:
StapledSlut Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
But when and where will Hot Cheetos strike next?
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:iconmikomikisomi:
MikomiKisomi Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hopefully you, bitch.
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:iconnikoliabelinski:
nikoliabelinski Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your friend is probably facepalming right now\
js
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:iconfizza-wtb:
Fizza-WTB Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student Artist
The most original April Fools joke ever
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:iconbragon-the-bat:
Bragon-the-bat Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I made one like that once, except for the ending in death (so I could write it).
I was the only one to laugh...
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:iconn1ghtw4lk3r666:
N1ghTw4lk3r666 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student Artist
ma baaaaaaaaaaaaalzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz who would write all these damned dots after the message...
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:iconkenny1315:
Kenny1315 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I already knew. Seriously, a hot cheeto truck? Come on.
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:iconboneyardk:
BoneyardK Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
oh my god all the people saying that this isnt funny and being completely serious about everything

you guys have no sense of humor
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:iconboschista:
boschista Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
:lol: :la:
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:iconjoeyboylondon:
joeyboylondon Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Professional Filmographer
good riddance... :iconwahahaplz:
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:icongreatjester:
GreatJester Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
stupid joke
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:iconaphfangirlwashere:
aphfangirlwashere Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
lolololol i didn't fall for it but i did laugh, Thanks Staple
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:iconpatrickruegheimer:
PatrickRuegheimer Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012   Photographer
dafuq did i just read.

fuckin' attention whoars.
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:iconkaitsuart:
kaitsuart Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
o_o .......... I just poker face read it until I read the bottom ....
>:O WAAA.... the dead is talking ?!!! you got me -_-')
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:iconhappyvikingg:
HappyVikingg Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
ABOUT TIME.

GOSH.
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:iconskypard:
skypard Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
good nite sweet prince
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:iconpoppy664:
Poppy664 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
omygod u almost gotme there!!1!!!!!1
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:iconpoppy664:
Poppy664 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
omygod u almost gotme there!!1!!!!!1
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:iconnekomimi15:
NekoMimi15 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
That's not funny, my brother died that way.
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:iconpoppy664:
Poppy664 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
oops sarry wrong person
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:iconpoppy664:
Poppy664 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
lolz
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:iconcelestiallyte:
CelestialLyte Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn slut.
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:iconvoicelessmissy:
VoicelessMissy Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Yeah. Good attention whoring >.>".
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:iconpoppy664:
Poppy664 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
lolz
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:icongabalot:
Gabalot Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Her name is stapledslut
Why wouldn't she attention-whore?
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:iconvoicelessmissy:
VoicelessMissy Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Just 'cause ya can, doesn't mean ya should :x ...
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:iconamberrant:
Amberrant Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The spelling and the Hot Cheetos gave it away quite early. Which is good because I'd sooner not spend my sentimentality upon this.
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:iconkrazzyroflmao:
krazzyroflmao Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student General Artist
The internet funeral reminded me it was april first.
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:icongh07:
GH07 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I saw this coming. :lmao:
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